There once was a turtle named bob who had the ability to fly at 300 mph despite the fact that most turtles are notorious for being incredibly slow. he got this ablility through ten steps that a monkey that he met told him to do in order to be able to fly away from predators. the first step was to go eat some herbs from a tree that could give him the speed that he needed. the second was to go up to a guerilla that would give him a potion that he were to drink. the next step was for him to climb to the top of a mountain were he could ski all the way back down so he could get the practice that he needed to go those speeds. the forth step was for him to dig underground and bring up some treasure from deep underground so that the monkey could give him a special mark on his forehead that will allow hin to lift off of the ground at will but will not be enough to make him fly. The fifth step was for him to go to some temple somewhere to pick up a necklace that will let him fly only when he wears it. And that's how bob learned how to fly without wings.